My tweets

• Mon, 10:37: RT @Evy_Lynch: I always wake up giddy on July 31st cos it's @jk_rowling 's bday & she somehow gets more extraordinary each passing year ✨💕…
• Mon, 10:37: RT @ColIegeStudent: Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore. I've won the house cup.
• Mon, 10:38: RT @Gingerhazing: spent the morning googling Middle Earth elf ages from bed. Anyone who tells me Legolas is a day over a thousand is lying
• Mon, 10:40: RT @qikipedia: The more Harry Potter books you have read, the less likely you are to support Donald Trump.
• Mon, 10:42: RT @SimpsonsQOTD: "I'm issuing a restraining order. Religion must stay 500 yards from science at all times." https://t.co/gzoXr0J6it
• Mon, 10:43: RT @ThatsHistory: Survivor of the Hiroshima atomic bomb, Shigeki Tanaka won the Boston Marathon in 1951. The crowd were silent. https://t.c…
• Mon, 10:44: RT @starriknight: This is how @cracked shows should be filmed. With @Snapchat filters. @Soren_Ltd @DOB_INC @SWAIM_CORP @kawillert https://t…
• Mon, 10:46: RT @SimpsonsQOTD: "Ah, Monday morning. Time to pay for your two days of debauchery you hungover drones!" https://t.co/EKdFPJY9gU
• Mon, 10:46: RT @jk_rowling: I think we can all agree that this is an unacceptable gift from a son to his mother on her birthday. https://t.co/yYUdiIDnKI
• Mon, 15:04: RT @HuffPostUK: Women who helped make wolf-whistling a hate crime now subjected to eye-watering abuse: https://t.co/WgVrybghoY https://t.co…

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