My tweets

• Wed, 20:11: RT @nedroid: I'm firmly convinced it's still Draw a Dog Tuesday so here is a dog who was recently wet http://t.co/naly0RLQ67
• Wed, 20:12: RT @sadydoyle: If there's one thing we can learn from history, it's that if a sufficient number of men call you a crazy whore, you're on th…
• Wed, 20:13: RT @XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars Me: That’d wreck the economy 5: I just- Me: Go to your room until yo…
• Wed, 20:13: RT @MaraWritesStuff: Yes, I know it's cheesy. Yes, I know they weren't a real band. No, I won't ever hit "next" when it comes on. http://t.…
• Wed, 20:14: RT @latelateshow: HAIR GOALS. #LateLateShow http://t.co/KYxUQbFuWE
• Wed, 20:16: RT @rejectedjokes: The new iPad Pro can be used as a huge iPad or as an Apple Watch that Flavor Flav can wear around his neck. #Apple
• Wed, 20:20: RT @NightValeRadio: Be careful what you wish for, because it probably won't come true and life is mostly about expectation management.
• Wed, 20:21: RT @latelateshow: RETWEET to bless someone's timeline. 🙏 http://t.co/bfF1upd1ET http://t.co/VFtyJeDGV5
• Wed, 20:59: Love these babies so much, I'd wear them to work if they'd let me! 9 year-old me evidently never got… https://t.co/Oxx00u1hOj