My tweets

• Thu, 12:29: Stop trying to make Bing happen, Microsoft, it's never going to happen.
• Thu, 13:37: se rendre = surrender. How did I never see that before?
• Fri, 07:13: Hurrah, the neighbour with the hacking cough has moved back into my building.
• Fri, 09:52: RT @Daveybot: @KermodeMovie @wittertainment What's the correct response to a full-strength pod? http://t.co/UKvezwaDIx