My tweets

• Tue, 11:52: RT @DickLeFenwick: Last night's ES crossword puzzle you are my bitch this morning. Shut up. Don't move. And don't make a sound. Now hold ou…
• Tue, 11:53: RT @mrSamuelBarnett: @DickLeFenwick sorry, I thought you were talking to me just then. A memory stirs. . .
• Tue, 11:53: RT @DickLeFenwick: @mrSamuelBarnett Did I say you could speak? You just forfeited your right to leave. Put them back on. And in.
• Tue, 11:53: RT @mrSamuelBarnett: @DickLeFenwick ok but you'll have to tighten it up first.
• Tue, 11:54: RT @DickLeFenwick: Here's the key. You can wipe down with this. No you can't shower. Stop smiling. Now get out and wait for me to call. htt…