My tweets

• Wed, 18:35: RT @stephenfry: Yesterday was apparently Middle Child Day, so - naturally - it was ignored.… *sob*
• Wed, 18:36: RT @natalieScox: FYI single males, this is currently being given out outside Embankment statement. Meet women "unspoiled by feminism" http:…
• Wed, 18:37: RT @ZaweAshton: Having to brush your teeth at night is so wack.
• Wed, 18:37: RT @gregjmchugh: @ZaweAshton I know, taking them out and dropping them is equally vexing.
• Wed, 18:37: RT @ZaweAshton: @gregjmchugh you really must amend your playing age on your CV.
• Wed, 18:42: RT @SimpsonsQOTD: "Ach, du lieber! Das is nicht eine booby!" http://t.co/Uch5CFB2Nz
• Wed, 18:43: RT @FergusCraig: Scotland. https://t.co/Miq2CqAZOz
• Thu, 11:37: "Curry favour" sounds like "curry flavour".Thought my brain was making a weird connection, but no, "curry favour" is actually the phrase!