My tweets

• Wed, 16:08: Assignments in, books returned. That was only a tiny bit terrifying. Would anyone begrudge me a drink on the train? http://t.co/uXVhbnmvI6
• Wed, 17:58: RT @SimpsonsQOTD: "Can we talk about herpes? Herpes-herpes-bo-burpes-banana-fana-fo-ferpes, herpes YEAH!" http://t.co/bAVYoPEuZO
• Wed, 18:09: Don't SAY 3G unless you MEAN 3G, phone! #firstworldproblems