My tweets

• Tue, 19:09: Feel like a right berk after leaving my only glasses in my work locker. Good thing my flat doesn't have too many things to fall/knock over.
• Tue, 19:10: Is it just me or is the iPhones autocorrect getting stupider?
• Tue, 19:49: The people upstairs are playing Sigur Rós's version of 'The Rains of Castermere'...love it!
• Wed, 05:35: RT @SimpsonsQOTD: "If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid then I guess I'll just stop doing stupid things!" http://…