My tweets

• Thu, 18:25: RT @ManMadeMoon: Next time someone pulls out a phone near you in the movie theatre, take off your shirt, fart loudly & tell them this is ho…
• Thu, 18:25: RT @NickyOfYoung: The one or two times a month I wake up feeling rested, it's like that scene where Tobey Maguire wakes up and ∫realizes he…